Dave Portnoy (Photos via X & Imagn Images)
It appears that Barstool Sports owner Dave Portnoy was dancing to Taylor Swift’s new song “Wood” before he realized she was singing about Travis Kelce’s manhood and was instantly disgusted with himself.

Taylor released her new album ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ this Friday, following news of her rejected Super Bowl request, which includes an incredibly raunchy song about her tight end BF, whom she has agreed to marry.

The aforementioned track features the following lines:

“Forgive me, it sounds cocky, He ah-matized me, and opened my eyes.

“Redwood tree, it ain’t hard to see, His love was the key, that opened my thighs.”

Fans also believe there was a direct shot at Travis’ ex, Kayla Nicole, in another track.

Dave Portnoy Will Not Be “Bopping And Weaving To A Song About Travis Kelce’s D**k”

Many fans were surprised at how conspicuous Swift was about her sex life, including Portnoy, who is a massive Swiftie. The Barstool prez took to X to offer a review of the album, which he claims to have listened to multiple times.

“I really did like the song Wood the first couple of times I listened to it – it hooks you right away! You know I’m on message boards chopping it up with the Swifties,” he said.

“What is this song about? It’s about Travis’ d***. And then you re-listen and there’s ‘Redwood tree’ and ‘hard rock’. No, I’m not bopping and weaving to a song about Travis’ d**k.”

Safe to say, Dave Portnoy will not have “Wood” in his playlist.

That said, the outspoken sports media personality is very fond of Swift. It is totally understandable that he does not want to be vibing to a song about another man’s reproductive member.

Unfortunately, he’s likely done so at least four or five times and will never be able to take it back.