CANDACE OWENS VS. HOUSE INHABIT: THE ASSASSINATION SAGA SPINS WILDER

Candace Owens found herself in the crosshairs again—not of assassins, but of accusations. A major investigative Instagrammer, House Inhabit, openly questioned Candace’s recent claim that a $1.5 million French-backed hit had been ordered on her life.

And then—plot twist—someone spotted Candace casually strolling around Dollywood over Thanksgiving weekend.

Dollywood. Tennessee’s Disneyland.

Not exactly where you’d expect someone hiding from assassins.

Screenshots blew up online:
“My daughter’s best friend saw Candace Owens at Dollywood yesterday. Out in public. Among crowds. Make it make sense.”

People tried to debunk the photo until Candace responded—not by denying the appearance, but by deflecting:
“Has Armstrong Williams confirmed or denied these messages yet?”

ENTER ARMSTRONG WILLIAMS (WHO?) & PROJECT VERITAS

Project Veritas dropped alleged threatening text messages connected to Armstrong Williams, a conservative media executive. The messages are dark:

“You’re alive because of me. Don’t leak to Veritas again. Things won’t end well for you or Candace.”

Another message warns:

“Take a look at what happened with Kirk. Think twice.”

If these messages are real, they’re chilling.
If they’re faked, someone is playing psychological warfare on a grand stage.

Either way, Candace is using them as proof her assassination fears weren’t fabricated. But critics argue: government assassins don’t typically start by suing people for defamation. They just… do it.

THE CONSERVATIVE WORLD CANNIBALIZES ITSELF

On Patrick Bet-David’s podcast, his co-host claimed Candace has “burned every bridge” she’s ever walked across:

Daily Wire?
Turning Point USA?
PragerU?
Charlie Kirk?
Crowder?

“Who are her friends? Name one,” he challenged.

The only name tossed out was Tucker Carlson.

Candace fired back aggressively:

She says she was never friends with Steven Crowder.

She claims she’s still friends with all the Daily Wire people she liked.

She argues she’s simply not a “basic b****” who needs to post photos proving she has friends.

Then she pulled the Kanye card:
“I grew up on Kanye. The matrix is built by insecure men like these.”

TIM POOL VS. CANDACE: THE VIEWERSHIP WAR

Tim Pool entered the chat—literally—claiming Candace’s numbers are inflated by bots, hinting she buys views to look larger than she is.

Tim Pool’s show was at 46k live viewers at the time. He argued his numbers rival, or exceed, Candace’s.

Candace responded immediately:

“I have never used bots.
Zero ad spending.
Zero investor dollars.
A team of four.
One ad person.
And we still pull millions.”

She added the classic Candace twist:
“If you succeed outside the system, you’ll probably get sued for it.”

Tim Pool and Candace Owens fighting is like watching a political influencer solar eclipse—rare, dramatic, and predictable once you understand the orbital math.

HOLLYWOOD HEARTBREAK: DAVE COULIER’S NEW CANCER DIAGNOSIS

Then came the gut punch.

Dave Coulier—Uncle Joey from Full House—announced his cancer has returned. A PET scan revealed P16 squamous carcinoma at the base of his tongue. He’s undergoing 35 rounds of radiation, finishing on New Year’s Eve.

The prognosis is good—over 90% survival rate—but the emotional weight is heavy.

Coulier appeared publicly to push one message:
“Early detection saved my life—twice. Get checked.”

He’s right. But here in the U.S., that’s easier said than afforded.

Insurance premiums are skyrocketing as ACA subsidies disappear. Everyday people who can’t afford checkups will die from preventable diseases. It’s a systemic failure—one that could be solved by universal healthcare, if politicians weren’t owned by billionaires.

WAR, BOATS & BLAME: CONSERVATIVE MEDIA POINTS FINGERS

A new controversy emerged around the Venezuelan boat strikes. Instead of accountability, conservative commentators are claiming Democrats are only focusing on the incident to “undermine Trump before the midterms.”

Due process? Fake outrage?
No, apparently caring about war crimes is now partisan.

The same Republicans who preached constitutional purity are now screaming, “Blow up the boats!” and shrugging off civilian deaths as “fog of war.”

Pete Hegseth tried defending the strike on Fox, mocking critics as “people in air-conditioned apartments.”

Yet, ironically, drone pilots also operate from air-conditioned control rooms.

The lack of accountability is stunning.

BIDEN VS. AFFORDABILITY: THE GASLIGHTING CONTINUES

When asked about affordability, the president snapped:

“They’re getting fake news from guys like you.”

Meanwhile:
– Small business job numbers dropped by 20,000.
– Mom-and-pop shops are collapsing.
– Families are crowdfunding grocery money.
– Inflation remains brutal.

Affordability isn’t a hoax. It’s a crisis.

THE WHITE HOUSE’S DISASTROUS VIDEO USING SABRINA CARPENTER’S MUSIC

And then—because this day wasn’t wild enough—the White House posted a disturbing video of ICE raids, set to Sabrina Carpenter’s music.

Sabrina saw it.
And she did not hold back:

“This video is evil and disgusting.
Do not ever involve me or my music.”

Ouch.

Final Thought

Political influencers are cannibalizing each other. Conspiracies grow faster than facts. Media figures wage personal wars while real people drown in medical bills, inflation, and failing systems.

But hey—it’s only Wednesday.