David Letterman Returns to Late-Night Glory: Sharp, Funny, and Fully Unleashed After a Decade Off TV
David Letterman made a triumphant, wildly entertaining appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!—a moment that reminded everyone exactly why he remains one of the greatest late-night hosts of all time. Kimmel admitted he was “terrified” of Letterman when they first met, yet also called him the best to ever do the job.
From the second Letterman walked onstage, the interview felt less like a guest appearance and more like a comedy event of its own—packed with ridiculous stories, self-mockery, and the unmistakable charm he’s famous for.
Being mistaken for Dick Van Dyke — and the strange perks of retirement
Letterman joked that life after The Late Show has been humbling. One man confidently approached him and asked:
“Aren’t you Dick Van Dyke?”
He also said fans now often recognize him only because they used to watch his show “with their grandpa in the hospital,” which Kimmel quickly related to—because he himself watched Letterman with his grandfather as a teenager.
Letterman vs. Waymo: A man yells at a self-driving car
One of the night’s funniest moments came when Letterman described getting surrounded by a “school of dolphin-like” Waymo self-driving cars.
He rolled down his window and shouted:
“Hey, you Waymo—!”
Kimmel burst out laughing: “You yelled that when the car first came out too!”
Letterman continued the bit, saying he was taking a Waymo to pick out a Christmas tree, then riding it all the way to New York to “raise awareness.”
On politics and whether he ever misses late-night commentary
When Kimmel asked if he ever wishes he were still on the air during today’s political chaos, Letterman didn’t hesitate:
“No. I’m happy I’m not part of that mess anymore. You, Stephen, Seth, SNL—you’re doing a great job protecting democracy.”
Haircuts, aging, and friendly insults
Kimmel teased him about cutting his own hair; Letterman immediately shut it down with a stern, “Don’t start, son.”
They traded jabs about Los Angeles, weight gain, and the odd realities of getting older—like two old friends slipping into their familiar rhythm.
A bizarre jury duty adventure
Letterman told a story that sounded straight out of a sitcom: he was summoned for federal jury duty in New York. After being dismissed from a case, he found himself without his phone, keys, or anyone to help.
He had to ask strangers if he could borrow their phones, eventually convincing a taxi driver—already carrying two passengers—to let him in by saying:
“I used to be on TV.”
As if the day wasn’t strange enough, he walked into a film shoot for Jason Bateman’s The Black Rabbit and ended up being placed in a small scene.
Hugging Michael B. Jordan: “Like hugging a marble statue”
Letterman also discussed filming the new season of My Next Guest Needs No Introduction, saying that hugging Michael B. Jordan felt like embracing a sculpture carved out of stone.
Jimmy seized the opportunity to roast him, saying Letterman is one of the worst huggers in showbiz. They even attempted a practice hug onstage—awkward, stiff, and hilarious.
The cigar relapse in Winston Churchill’s basement
One of the interview’s most unexpected stories: Letterman quit cigars 22 years ago when his son Harry was born. But during a visit to a famous London cigar shop, a staff member whispered that something “special” awaited him in the basement.
Downstairs was the actual chair where Winston Churchill used to smoke cigars.
Letterman admitted the experience was so magical that “even now I’m still talking about it.”
Adam Sandler, MrBeast, and Michael B. Jordan highlight the new Netflix season
Letterman revealed that the upcoming season of his Netflix series will have three featured guests:
Adam Sandler
MrBeast
Michael B. Jordan
Each episode promises Letterman’s signature mix of genuine curiosity, unexpected honesty, and sharp humor.
Kimmel’s confession: Letterman made him start smoking cigars
In the final minutes, Kimmel made a shocking admission:
When he was 15, watching Letterman smoke cigars on TV made him try one himself.
Letterman replied proudly:
“So I’ve done my duty for America.”
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